Source: otakudepressivo
Hahahaa..
Anyone else wonder where the hell “swear words” came from and who decided they were bad?
My Mom said that I’m wasting my life playing all these video games… that’s ok, I still have more lives! ^_^
My girlfriend said we can’t hang out this weekend because she doesn’t exist…
They say it’s better to laugh than to cry. Tried telling that to the guys at the funeral as they were kicking me out…
If you park next to me like an asshole, I’ll make sure to open my door like an asshole and ding your car.
Hearing a noise when your home alone and are like, I’m ready to kick some ass.
Girl: Can you come kill this bug? Boy: You called me in here for this little ass bug?
*BUG STARTS JUMPING*
Boy: OH SH*T MOVE B*TCH!!
”Don’t move There’s something in your hair” You: GET IT OUT , GET IT OUT, GET IT OUUUUT.
You know you’re ugly when you call yourself ugly and no one disagrees with you.
How to drop hints that you like a guy: Walk up to him and start taking your clothes off. He’ll get the idea.
Source: SoundCloud / Buygore
Look what I just found on SoundCloud: http://soundcloud.com/madfatdubsbro/summer-daze
Source: SoundCloud / Dj Kusha





